Every once in a while, I discover something so brilliant, it manifests into actual physical pain. This particular instance manifested in the area of my buttress.

While it’s a little late, I thought this was worthy enough for a post-Halloween post.

There exists, in a recorded format, something called Halloween Fart Party. And it is exactly what you think it is. And someone somewhere got paid for it.

Techno music? Check
Halloween sounds? Check
Farts?!?!?!? Check

10 tracks of the aforementioned elements. So simple. So perfect. There are a number of variations on this concept. Goblin Tooters for example. My new favorite thing to do is listen this on full blast when I know my roommate is standing anywhere near my door. Check it out…but be careful!!!!